For all of the Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail fans out there, I bring to you an adaptation of the rude French guy guarding the castle. I'm pretty sure this is my favorite scene from the whole movie.
This sign is one of the originals, and is a favorite by many.
"Brew another pot if you take the last cup, or I shall taunt you a second time-eh"
"I fart in your general direction"